Not a bagillionaire :(

The VA lottery was up to $225,000,000 and you know I got a lotto ticket. Well apparently I'm not a bagillionaire.... YET

Who's teachin' who?

Dear Hoomans,

I play your game every day. I "sit." I "watch me." I have become a sitting and watching zombie! I let you feed me treats all day to "learn" these difficult tasks. BUT when I try to teach you hoomans one simple, little trick of putting the toilet paper away....





you never learn... I guess we will be "learning" the hard way?! Mwhahaha

Giules came to visit!

My little hooman came to visit!!! She's just my size and loves to go outside and play with me. We went to the playground, walked to the dogpark, played hide and seek outside... AND she even crumbled up all her birthday cake and threw it on the floor for me. I love Giules!!!

Schnoodle?!

I had my first haircut ever last week! I went to the Critter Cottage (www.thecrittercottage.com) and played with tons of new friends and then some lady cut all my hair off. One problem though.... THE HOOMANS HAVE DISCOVERED MY SECRET!!!

I went into the Critter Cottage a porky borkie and came out a skinny schnoodle. Only I will know who my parents are but take a look at these pictures:



**Side note from Erin: If you need to have your dog groomed, definitely go to The Critter Cottage on Staples Mill Rd! Your dog gets to play in doggy daycare all day then get groomed right before you arrive. No trauma of a metal crate for 8 hours.**

Sit!

I'm in puppy school! Every Monday night for the next 8 weeks I will be at The Critter Cottage learning tricks. So far I have learned "Sit" and "Watch Me".

Here's a link to my school: http://www.thecrittercottage.com

Easter on Parade

This Easter, the hoomans and I went to Easter on Parade on Monument Avenue. Here's some photos from this adventure... next year I'll plan accordingly and dress up.

Weeeeeee

Holy Manoli! My humans are crazy! They came home from shopping last night screaming weee, weee, weee. They spent an hour plugging wires and white boxes into the hypnosis machine they stare at every night and told me if I touched anything they were going to kill me and feed me to the kitty.... we'll see how long that lasts.

Well they turned it on and MY HUMAN ALMOST FLOATED AWAY! That box has WAY too much control over him. Luckily I was around to save him....