I am learned!!!

I graduated my obedience class at The Critter Cottage today! I have learned to sit, down, stay, come, roll over, shake, wait, and how to walk on a leash. What my humans don't know is that I've known how to do this all along... I speak human.... DUH... I only do it at the class because they mix my food with hotdogs, starve me for days, and threaten corporal punishment if I don't pass.

Me and Casanova (yes that is his name and he takes offense to nicknames) graduated top of our class BUT he may be number one if wearing crazy pants makes you smarter. I am glad my mom and dad did not dress me like this:
Casanova and I with the food lady... wait, I mean teacher:

GRADUATION DANCE:

TP is a powerful drug...

I couldn't stop myself... yet again. Daizy just feeds my addiction. One of the hoomans left the toilet paper with reach again and Daizy threw it onto the floor. Next thing I know the toilet paper is in tiny little bits and I've inhaled way too much. Erin took some photos to shame me.... its not a joke, its a problem.

It's HOT outside!

Do you know what the temperature is outside?! And the humidity?! Today was 93 degrees and it felt like 98 degrees. My hoomans think its still fun to walk around the apartment complex and play outside… I now know that they are CRAZY!!! Can’t they see I’m black and I’m wearing a fur coat? Sure they cut off a lot of my hair… but I STILL have hair. Someone please tell Erin and Steve that I want to stay indoors. I’ll even give up the dogpark for a bit… Momma and Poppa Dee’s house has dogs AND a/c.

Until the nice weather returns, I’ll be at my water bowl, enjoying the a/c and the cool water.