I am learned!!!

I graduated my obedience class at The Critter Cottage today! I have learned to sit, down, stay, come, roll over, shake, wait, and how to walk on a leash. What my humans don't know is that I've known how to do this all along... I speak human.... DUH... I only do it at the class because they mix my food with hotdogs, starve me for days, and threaten corporal punishment if I don't pass.

Me and Casanova (yes that is his name and he takes offense to nicknames) graduated top of our class BUT he may be number one if wearing crazy pants makes you smarter. I am glad my mom and dad did not dress me like this:
Casanova and I with the food lady... wait, I mean teacher:

GRADUATION DANCE:

Who's teachin' who?

Dear Hoomans,

I play your game every day. I "sit." I "watch me." I have become a sitting and watching zombie! I let you feed me treats all day to "learn" these difficult tasks. BUT when I try to teach you hoomans one simple, little trick of putting the toilet paper away....





you never learn... I guess we will be "learning" the hard way?! Mwhahaha