Friday, January 23, 2009

The cat's in the bag...

I will destroy anything the kitty likes...

I love me some bottle caps.

I have a bottle cap, I have a bottle cap, hey hey hey hey

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Tricky Humans

Steve and Erin went to work today, which means my day was going to be BORING. When they leave for long periods of time they gate me in the kitchen.... who wants to be trapped in the kitchen all day?!

The humans used to rig the gate by just opening the drawer with all the forks a little bit, until I discovered how to push the drawer back in. Well..... they caught on. I like to call this little jerry-rig, "Shark Attack":

This is what I think of said "Shark Attack:
I ripped the gate off its hinges today!!! Boo-ya! Who's the man?! This guy....

Not only did I destroy the gate, I also got into the food cabinet and ripped the bags to pieces. That will teach the humans to leave me in the kitchen. BUT on a happy note (at least in my humans' eyes), I didn't pee on the floor. I waited til those crazy kids got home and went outside so I could get my delicious liver treats.

NOTE TO SELF: Eating the cat food bag turns my poo the color of this background.... ewww

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Future PETA Spokesman

So this tiny human showed up to my house wearing a dead animal. I don't think she could see it so I tried to rip it off her back... failed.

I hope she doesn't wear me as a coat.

Friday, January 16, 2009

WWE Gus & Daizy Style

I'm thinking we need to have a cage fight next... I'd totally win.

Operation Confetti

I think the kitty is trying to get me in trouble.

The humans were away getting Erin's car fixed and they trapped me in the dang kitchen... I thought Fridays=no kitchen time. Well.... I was minding my own business and Daizy decided to hang out with me. We were planning out our nighty romp path through the house and Daizy said it would be a GREAT idea to play with a paper towel roll instead. She knocked the roll to the ground and told me take a little bite. Bad idea.

I couldn't control myself I ripped through the entire roll in a matter of seconds... I think I BLACKED OUT. Tearing through that roll was better than a DINGO rawhide any day.

Well the humans came home a couple minutes later and OF COURSE Daizy jumps the gate and pretends to sleep by the door, meanwhile I'm stuck right next to the mess. The only thing I can think to do is cry like a little girl... Erin bought it, she laughed at how pathetic I was and took pictures of the mess. Gotta love her.

Here's the photos of the Great Paper Towel Shred 2009 (I'm hoping to make this an annual event, if not daily):